By Carly_Michelle - 21/06/2009 12:56 - Australia

Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML
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Carly_Michelle tells us more.

Carly_Michelle 0

OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.

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Brittanyy 0

Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.

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Sigel 0

If missing the point was an Olympic sport you'd be a champ!

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19lollipop96 0

Aha There's this pretty old invention called a shower. Invest in it

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

WHAT? Where did you get the idea that the guys are alcoholics? Why are you hoping that the OP's parents don't find out? Maybe it's legal for the OP to drink.

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crazyjack 0

So what, take a shower with SOAP and get over it. Come on mods? Anyways you don't drink stuff from DRUNK guys you don't know .__.

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

Why are you on FML? Go take a shower or wash your face.

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jahanvi 0

u cudve junk punched them or the one who sneezed on u. lol, but go clean up. RIGHT NOW.

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mobius8 0

They said they still smell like beer, presumably while they're at home posting this and not on the train. Pretty sure any normal person would take a shower first rather than sitting down at their computer and posting about it.

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Martiansaregreen 0

or perhaps they DID clean themselves and still smell the aftersmell from beer. i don't know if you've ever tried cleaning beer out of something or off your skin but the smell seems to linger in your nose for a while.

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

Firstly, #10, the OP didn't say she drank anything of theirs. Secondly, to all of the idiots who're saying "get over it, take a shower" it's pretty disgusting to have sneezed beer all over you from the time you're on the train till you get to a shower don't you think?

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Heelix 0

People piss, sneeze, vomit, have sex and do other pretty nasty shit on the train. I know coz ive done some of those things.... So yeh, everyone knows catch public transport at your own risk.. and here in Australia, esp in Sydney of course you will encounter alot of drunks on the train.. hell im one of them, an ill pee wherever i like!!!

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waxstigmata 0

thats gross, atleast they didnt throw up on you

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softballplaya822 0

ewww that's kind of disgusting... I thought they were gonna throw up on you or something... at least they didn't!

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crazyjack 0

#19 no it's not that bad. I mean it's just like when you get beer all over your face only there's some snot mixed in it. You just wipe it off and at home you take a shower.

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Rider_fml 0

#21/crazyjack, obviously you need to learn to read. It says "until *one* decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did he sneezed in my face." The OP is referring to one of the drunk men and never said she took a drink from his beer. P.S. I made this account just to tell you that:)

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crazyjack 0

And #19 it says decided to take a drink from his beer. So learn to read before you bitch around

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