Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
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stangbang92 17

Did the flame get sucked in?

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meli1195 31

I think it's more like: stupid people will be stupid people

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TH_Insomniak 15

I do that stuff and I'm actually very smart. I just like to do stupid THINGS. know the difference.

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GokuSS400 18

There's a reason why natural selection is a thing ;)

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TH_Insomniak 15

I guess that's why I'm still alive huh. just smart enough to do stupid things and still get by with it.

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may14th 26

You may be getting away with doing idiotic things now, but just wait.

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MrSassypants 33

#22 If it makes you feel any better, if you eventually do get killed doing something stupid, no one would be around to say "I told you so."

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TH_Insomniak 15

oh I've been punished for it multiple times, broken bones and all, I'll admit to the "I told you so thing" wouldn't bother me at all. if I die, you guys'll definitely be right! lol, but until then, Ima enjoy myself

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TacoloverSWE 23

"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forrest Gump

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dolphinlvr7 24

Actions speak louder than words. If you actually do stupid things like that, then u couldn't be that smart

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gorgeous_vixen95 12

Why did this get disliked?!? It's so true and halarious!!

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LalapaloozaChick 14

did he get it on video?

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Iwannarock1 19

You know he did. It'll show up on YouTube before long.

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Edumcg 24

At least he will appear on FailArmy.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

I love the smell of burnt intestines in the morning

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koganti 18

you are being so pathetic !

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the_real_dvd 21

Not sure why so many thumbs down. Maybe people aren't getting the Apocalypse Now reference? Excellent movie.

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MmmPinkTacos 11

#23....why? at least she's confident enough to put a pic up of herself, unlike other people

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Sunflora219 26

Khaleesi, I think you have a beautiful face.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Thank you very much DVD Taco and Sun you're very kind

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

But it's an indication that he's definitely not a Targeryan.

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stangbang92 17

Did the flame get sucked in?

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kingdutchhy 19

I hope his dreams didn't 'go up in flames'.

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Xeebar 28

Did you argue at all? I hope it didn't get heated. I don't mean to be cheeky. I just can't help thinking that your son will now be the butt of many jokes. All in all, I hope he's okay and no one thinks of him as an asshole because this whole situation stinks.

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sweetbliss3 37

how do you know? maybe they didn't have to put very much thought into it. I thought it was fun to read.

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Lalala579121 27

Well, he almost became a Darwin Award recipient.

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flyingflies 36

The important question is: how old is your son?

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