Today... once again, I had to endure my mother complaining about... - FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 23:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today... once again, I had to endure my mother complaining about her computer issues like a broken record. She doesn't want you to do anything but listen to her gripe. Add in a visit to memory lane to old family drama before I was born and I'm half tempted to end myself in lockdown. FML

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