Health: Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 36 354

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Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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myth454 2

Thursday 2 August 2012 1:13

Assault?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 2 August 2012 1:13

Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...

Comments

garof 1

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:39

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard

Obvious8 3

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:47

Don't get mad. Get even. Also, maybe you shouldn't post your address.

chinagirl3343 8

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:48

Press charges against him.

the_true_batman 10

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:49

Now get revenge on both of them with a baseball bat. Problem solved.

AwsumShyGuy 12

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:56

To all the people saying that OP shouldn't have stated his opinion, first amendment, deal with it.

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Thursday 2 August 2012 5:01

WTF are you talking about? It wasn't political speech and the govt. isn't involved in the FB drama, so what the **** does the 1st Amendment have to do with anything? And OP lives in the UK, anyway. Their freedom of speech doesn't come from our constitution and you're just making all Americans look like arrogant shitheads. Thanks, buddy. Thanks.

AwsumShyGuy 12

Thursday 2 August 2012 15:11

What I'm saying is that OP has whatever natural right to talk trash to that dumb blonde, not like speak out against the government. Anyways, I apologize that I didn't notice about the location of OP, or if I sound like I was trying to force down American government down people's throats.

CheshireHalli 19

Thursday 2 August 2012 16:57

First amendment doesn't let you say whatever you want to anybody. It mostly covers speaking out about the government. I'm sure that somebody else will come along and completely inform you. But no, it definitely does not protect "trash talking some blonde."

Slender_Man 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:56

I have this same problem (except the assault part) so, I just choose not to use Facebook anymore.

PandaSpots 10

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:59

What was the point of you bitching at her. You were thinking the wrong way. You could have waisted less of your time by just deleting or just ignoring her. Why do you care that she's a spoiled brat? You deserved that one, op.