Health: Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 444

You deserved it 36 354

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Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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You deserved it 17 738

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You deserved it 347

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Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 652

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By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 788

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML

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Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 603

myth454 2

Thursday 2 August 2012 1:13

Assault?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 2 August 2012 1:13

Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...

Comments

ambear26 14

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:42

Ugh I hate Facebook... Managed to have op tell a girl off and then her boyfriend beat the shit out of him. Yay for the book of the face!

xponia 8

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:42

That's really sucks.... But can't you file for assault?

Dcm210 19

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:43

remove the girl from your friends list and print out a big picture of her to use as a dart board.

Spark_Slicker 19

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:43

It was pretty retarded for you to do that. Yeah, she's annoying. But just delete her.

izzy_maee 4

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:49

Wait, WHY did he beat you?

Michael_92 20

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:22

Reread the FML. It is up there.

wowthatissad 9

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:50

Laughed really hard at the human turd... Sorry op, think about what you say?

EyeLoveChicken 0

Thursday 2 August 2012 3:57

You let another man beat you in your own house? You fail as a man.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:03

YDI for adding someone on Facebook that you don't even know, or who you consider to be a "human turd." And then you say something like that to her. Yeah, it's true, but you don't say that to someone...at least not to someone you know in real life, or as your real name, where someone can find where you live.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:04

What should have done: Lock the door and call the cops; explain the situation. Get a rifle and wait by the door. If he kicks in the door and enters the house, the make my day law applies and you are allowed to defend yourself with lethal force.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:07

Ahh, your from Britian. In that case you're helpless.

caitiebug1119 15

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:07

Dude, I hope that taught you to keep your opinions to yourself or delete people that piss you off. Yeah, people can be annoying. Just ignore them or unfriend them.