By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 444
You deserved it 36 354

Same thing different taste

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...

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You should not have added her in the first place, you should not have revealed your address, and you should have let her undo herself by her own stupidity instead of voicing your feelings to her, so you definitely deserved this, even though the girl and boyfriend are both impurities in the gene pool who must be removed. If anything, make sure you press assault charges on said boyfriend.

that is assault, doesn't sound like you said anything TERRIBLY bad and it doesn't warrant you being beaten. Take your address off facebook though, who even does that??

How exactly would op prove who did it? It's basically a he said/she said case. Unless he left a distinguishable mark that proves it was him, all op's evidence is circumstantial. A bruise or two won't be enough to win a trial and you'd waste more money than you'd potentially win.

roZen91 2

YDI. You should have just ignored. Who are you to birch someone out?

missalice0306 19

1. Go to her profile 2. There is a 'Friends' box. Click on that. 3. Click 'Unfriend' Next time, don't add every person who friend requests you.

flipcrazy 0

Don't talk s*** with your hands down ydi

friedbunnies 9

It's the internets. Calm the **** down, people.

Well, I agree with you, but you really should have just deleted her. Facebook statuses are not worth that much drama. That being said, time to file assault charges. Be sure to get pictures of any injuries!