By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 444
You deserved it 36 354

Same thing different taste

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...

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People shouldn't post on Facebook what they don't want to be judged for or told that they're spoiled and dumb, unless they want to be judged and told. OP, you did what I would have done. Except I know MMA. So. I would have won that fight. :)

Um, duh, you should have deleted her if it was pissing you off so much, and just how did her boyfriend know where you live? YDI, you sound like a self-righteous douche.

Now call the police, and have him do a nickel in state prison for felony assault :D

PYROxSYCO3 7

Intruder!!! Bang! Oh....UK KNIFE! Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab :3

uhnevermind 24

FYL, OP. I think we can all agree that spoiled bitch needed to be knocked down a notch. And that guy is a douche for actually doing that, but something tells me the police won't believe that he beat you up over a facebook post.

So call the police and press assault charges. See how the spoiled brat likes that.

Imagine the fun you could have if either of them read FML.

Comment again saying her bf hits like a bitch. Then call over the boys