By Bibi - 16/07/2017 21:30 - Brazil - Brasilia

Today, I found out why a boy I like has been ignoring me since we went out for drinks the other night. I accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to play on my phone for awhile. The next day he wouldn't even talk to me and when I asked why, he told me that I had drunkenly revealed to him that I had multiple crushes, all of their names, and had showed him all of my conversations with them on WhatsApp. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

How does one accidentally get drunk? An open bottle of whiskey walking nearby tripped, fell, and landed in your mouth?

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

One does not simply "accidentally" get too drunk...

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marine4208 3

That's horrible but I've been there before

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daengh 15

Nice of you to show him your true self before he got committed to anything.

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Blizz18 14

Gonna sound like a prick but... I've been blackout drunk many times and dealt with the consequences. If this is the worst you've done, congrats. Sounds like you have some other trees that you can bark up.

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charliewhippet 9

At least you haven't blown your chances with the ONE boy you like. You have plenty of alternatives! #BrightSide

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tolkien897 15

People can accidentally get TOO drunk. You were drinking and feeling fine, then decided to take a couple more shots before realized you had went over your limit. You learn as you go, man. It's even more likely to happen if you're drinking something you've never drank before.

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lucasj23 11

how do you accidentally get drunk? you dont sound too bright.

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