By Bibi - 16/07/2017 21:30 - Brazil - Brasilia

Today, I found out why a boy I like has been ignoring me since we went out for drinks the other night. I accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to play on my phone for awhile. The next day he wouldn't even talk to me and when I asked why, he told me that I had drunkenly revealed to him that I had multiple crushes, all of their names, and had showed him all of my conversations with them on WhatsApp. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

How does one accidentally get drunk? An open bottle of whiskey walking nearby tripped, fell, and landed in your mouth?

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

One does not simply "accidentally" get too drunk...

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

One does not simply "accidentally" get too drunk...

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Lobby_Bee 17

How does one accidentally get drunk? An open bottle of whiskey walking nearby tripped, fell, and landed in your mouth?

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Cali 54

Have you never underestimated the strength of a mixed drink? Sometimes a single glass of punch can almost knock you out!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I clicked YDI as soon as I read you got too drunk.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Then maybe you should exercise self control. Ever think about that?

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Gwengreen 6

This is a sad example of hate the playa, not the game. Poor form OP.

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RichardPencil 30

You really need to know your limit. Guys don’t like it when girls get sloppy drunk. Unless they are rapists.

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korpse 6

Anyone who gets sloppy drunk can get annoying; it's not a question of gender.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

You my dear are not old enough to drink...now or ever! How old are you? 13? Geez did a genie show up and make you drunk?

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ImminentDisaster 12

Maybe OP has never had alcohol or gotten drunk before, so didn't realise how quickly they'd get drunk or quite what effect it would have on them.

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