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By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

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JamiesMom 10

Monday 13 May 2013 23:09

Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.

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DooleyFTW 17

Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

Unclog the toilet with a hairbrush?

SS99_fml 20

Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

Well who used up the other 8 lives?

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glengus 17

Monday 13 May 2013 13:02

There are two ways to read this. Either the kid tried to dispose of dead kitty like a goldfish (tragic but a little funny), or the kid had enough of the cat and "took care of it"

Mossears133 15

Monday 13 May 2013 22:23

Unless the cat was very small/young (in which case it would've probably said "kitten" instead), I doubt it would've allowed itself to be flushed.

lu95 16

Monday 13 May 2013 13:03

Before or after it was dead...?

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 13:09

This is crappy all the way around, also a pretty shitty way to die...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 13 May 2013 13:19

I take it you have a had fish in the past...

sugarshane007 20

Monday 13 May 2013 13:20

No matter how youh look at this FML, it is truly a catastrophe.

RandomComments 6

Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:51

Too soon

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 13 May 2013 13:22

You've got cats in your lavatory, that's where they're gonna be from now...

_DudeGuy_ 16

Monday 13 May 2013 13:25

It was the Son, in the bathroom, using the toilet. Wait, is this not clue?

jrk922 1

Monday 13 May 2013 13:27

Guessing the cat wasn't potty trained

jlynpa 10

Monday 13 May 2013 14:26

Proper burial at sea

username53001 7

Monday 13 May 2013 15:02

That must be CATastrophe.

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