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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By Iabnysmwytm - 29/07/2020 14:01

Today, we were talking about discrimination. I shared my story of being denied housing and a job offer because I'm trans. Some doofus tried to compare it to the time he was denied a car loan due to not having credit history. FML

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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 20:02

Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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By wellthanks - 10/06/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:07

I'm sure it was what you were thinking. ... Honestly, though, I've always wanted red hair. It's so nice. :)

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:10

Don't lie to yourself...

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mikey86 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 11:44

don't feel bad. I'm a Ginger too

Peanutbutter4 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 11:50

gingers have no soul. they fall from trees and they have special communicating powers!

Ninyah 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 11:52

You dont know who has a soul, and who doesn't. Youre not god!

oldielocks 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 11:57

red = win!! love being a redhead!

Illyssa_fml 4

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:15

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oomg!

stun23 8

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:55

can i get a red power up in here?

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:10

As a Ginger I can safely say we do have souls, many souls. We steal them through direct eye contact.

shortyshort21 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:29

I knew it

HiccupAstrid 1

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:48

Oh my, my boyfriend is a ginger and is the best boyfriend ever!

Alpinedriver87 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:55

that is awesome. simple as that!

newzealand 28

Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:08

This is ******* awesome!! hope the OP could laugh it off.. If not hang in there pal. Ginga pride, chur

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