Work: Today, our company was being visited by one of our biggest clients,... - FML

By Bart - 03/07/2015 04:32 - France - Lille

Today, our company was being visited by one of our biggest clients, a rich Japanese businessman. My boss wanted to honour him by welcoming him while wearing a kimono in the reception area of our building. The client was in a suit and tie, and I don't think he'll be back. FML

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whycantisignup 24

Friday 3 July 2015 12:09

The problem is your boss forgot to offer sushi and challenge the client to a katana duel. Great, I posted this twice. Thanks phone. Sorry, can't delete this. Just downvote it

whycantisignup 24

Friday 3 July 2015 12:08

The problem is your boss forgot to offer sushi and challenge the client to a katana duel. He was obviously offended by this.

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CoHoBaSt 4

Friday 10 July 2015 2:27

trop drole x3

XanderLin 9

Saturday 11 July 2015 9:42

Michael Scott?

iz_real69 14

Saturday 11 July 2015 12:52

Way to see your company is real professional

dogpolice 11

Wednesday 15 July 2015 15:32

Is your boss Michael Scott

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:54

Can't say I blame the client if they don't come back.

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 8 August 2015 9:31

He looks fabulous.

Tsukiyomi 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 18:53

はははははは！！貴様がバ〜カだよ！今死ねですよね！

Dr_Manhattan_fml 15

Tuesday 27 October 2015 21:40

Sounds like a Michael Scott thing to do.

anthony99 14

Monday 14 December 2015 5:26

Did he greet him by saying "ah herro preeze? Bing bong ching chong!"

Ekker 4

Saturday 14 May 2016 17:44

Sounds like something straighten out of The Office U.S.

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