By marriedtoacunt - 19/10/2012 18:27 - United Kingdom - London

Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
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alliewillie 22

I could see how if they've been at each other's throats, she might want some time away from him. It never says she wanted/asked kids to leave, so she might not be passive-aggressive. But you know, I was going to click FYL until I saw your name. And if you're willing to call your wife a "****" to tens or hundreds of thousands of people online, you sound like an asshole and maybe she's justified in not wanting to be around you.

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amandajlucas2015 2

I thought it was quite rude for OP to call his wife a ****.. Even tho they are fighting he should still have more respect for her than to go call her that nasty name on the Internet for strangers to see

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ellytoad 13

Yeah, that happens.

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mowmowlife 21

I was considering being sympathetic, but your username indicates that you need to reexamine your husbandry

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FMLoverAgain 7

Well maybe you've been a really bad asshole during the fight that she have more resentment and hate for you than love. Looking at your screen name anyone could tell you are not that nice either. Better start talking with her before trying to get to her clit.

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somebody77722 3

You should calmly tell her that you want to rekindle your relationship and promise you'll try your best to keep it positive. You need to prove it isn't going to be one long fight. Don't lose her!

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noidea06 7

Maybe because his name is 'marriedtoacunt'?

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krisanda 5

You call your wife a **** so being married to you must be just awesome for her. YDI. Grow up.

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NineeCat 32

Marriage tip #1: Don't call your wife a ****. Especially not to the whole FML audience, so they can comment on her actions, and make you feel better. There are two sides to every story, and I'm just saying, any guy would call his wife that, shouldn't expect her to want to be around him.

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MaterMortis 6

Sounds like a woman alright

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withered 30

Sounds like a bad partner alright. It might be shocking newsflash - but people do not like to be around people that disrespect them. And I think everyone needs some time just for themselves. Can't blame his wife for not wanting to be with someone that calls her names instead of enjoying her time alone.

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