Love: Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could...

By marriedtoacunt - 19/10/2012 18:27 - United Kingdom - London

Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 18:00

Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, it was our first kid-free weekend in almost two months, and I was hoping for a nice date night. Instead, she picked up two shifts at work and then had a girls' night. Don't worry, she assigned me a massive deep clean that ate up almost my entire weekend. FML

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Best vacation ever

By anon - 16/07/2022 18:00

Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML

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By Pauljohnson - 29/08/2022 02:00

Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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By dazedandconfused - 18/09/2016 09:44 - United Kingdom - Dorking

Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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alliewillie 22

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:16

I could see how if they've been at each other's throats, she might want some time away from him. It never says she wanted/asked kids to leave, so she might not be passive-aggressive. But you know, I was going to click FYL until I saw your name. And if you're willing to call your wife a "****" to tens or hundreds of thousands of people online, you sound like an asshole and maybe she's justified in not wanting to be around you.

amandajlucas2015 2

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:23

I thought it was quite rude for OP to call his wife a ****.. Even tho they are fighting he should still have more respect for her than to go call her that nasty name on the Internet for strangers to see

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MetalOcelot 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 8:08

OP: "hey we should hang out" wife: "i don't really want to be around you since we fight all the time now" OP: "goddamit hang out with me you ****!" wife: "oh, suddenly i'm convinced" is this the scenario OP imagined would happen? tard

goodgood_fml 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 10:31

This marriage is doomed if there is no respect for one another. Once the name-calling starts, it's a wrap. Even in anger you should respect your wife and vice-versa. You two need to agree to wiping the slate clean and starting over. Do what YOU are supposed to do regardless of how she acts. If she's reasonable, she'll come around. It all starts with YOU since you're the head. Much luck.

alycion 38

Saturday 20 October 2012 10:32

I understand the need to vent op, but your user name is taking it a bit far. Next time instead of coming on a site and insulting your wife, try surprising her with a romantic gesture.

DarthVader77 9

Saturday 20 October 2012 11:05

Divorce the bitch!

isamisis 9

Saturday 20 October 2012 14:38

You're username indicates that you are passive aggressive. The problem starts with you. Be the solution and make the problem end with you.

jewelia13 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 14:40

YDI, OP. I get the feeling you're a right arse to your wife - especially after seeing your username.

deadboyparis 3

Saturday 20 October 2012 14:56

Look at this ***** name before even acknowledging his "fml"

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:29

Going by your screen name I'd say: "Gee, I wonder why she doesn't want to spend time with you." You both need to grow the hell up & stop with the useless bickering...the two of you aren't the only ones affected by it..your kids are as well.