By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington

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Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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Infiltrator4444 6

I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."

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Top comments

plaguer 26

If it's small, remind him who you got it from.

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ScarNuts 8

Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?

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Comments

albanipinto21 1

I don't think he was laughing at the size .. He was just laughing at the fact he actually took a ruler and measured his penis in the shower? he just left the ruler in the shower , it never said his size

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sophie22_fml 8

Why is everyone assuming the father was laughing about the size? How is the father supposed to know anyway ;s I think he's just laughing because of the fact that op actually measured his jolly rancher. I'm pretty sure most guys have done it tho so no biggie ;D

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Pandacupcakelove 26

At least there was laughter and not an awkward silence! X) I understand that you were curious. I bet all guys have at least wanted to do that at some point :P Being a girl, I wouldn't know though...

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lordEast 6

?? Society measures everything for us just yours are made in a factory with official sizes while ours have no special coverings just for them everything is the same don't tell me you were never jealous of someone else's bust

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missyj0 12

I think 44 is comparing tit size to shlong size.

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torbey 23

thought I was the only person wondering this! huh say what?

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the_true_batman 10

This gave me an idea. Leave a ruler in the shower, and draw a line at the 11 inches mark. ps. I highly doubt he marked his length, that is just weird, and I'm sure he would have mentioned it.

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mrnuleef 7

Mine is 7".... AROUND! jk, but remember, its not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean!

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Cowboy1986 4

Well how do you expect to get to England in a rowboat hahahaha

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shaggan 6

I use to take care of this kid and his mom use to call him peanut worm so I think your fine dude lol

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MsFML_ 16

Sooo...how big? ;o Lol Jk! Funny though. cx

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Meme1988 18

Goodluck explaning that:)or just make fun of it so he would let it go

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