By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington

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Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."

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plaguer 26

If it's small, remind him who you got it from.

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ScarNuts 8

Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?

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Jeffers123 5

Im referring to #35

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Llamacod 11

your referring what to 35?

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pjsr 32

Infiltrator, as a joke, I think u should leave a yardstick in the shower tomorrow

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arykald123 0

Well OP if I were you i would just laugh! :D Just say you measured the shower tree xD

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etoilenuit 15

Haha it's not somethin to be embarrassed about, but it is funny!

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can2012 0

I think I speak for everyone when i say how big

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retrorewind 13

like he has never measured his before! !!

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egrace 4

The device in the shower containing various baskets and shelves for your toiletries.

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rmullen13 4

The dad is laughing cause he caught his son measuring his penis, not cause it's tiny..how does the dad know how many inches he measured?? He could be hung 9 inches!!

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