By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington

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Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."

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plaguer 26

If it's small, remind him who you got it from.

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ScarNuts 8

Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?

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katiebrynn 2

Haha everyones does it :p girls get a constant reminder of the size of there boobs tho

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kitten82 16

why do men do that??? does it really matter that much??? between the sheets is where it counts.. i would tell him i take after my dad. like father like son...

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15949058 4

If you thought you had a small penis and you did, just plainly tell him where you get it from. PLUS how would he know why there is a ruler in there unless he has done it too. But all this to me sounds gross cause 1. I am a girl 2. I am 13

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Pugs_not_drugs 9

im 14 and at my school boys discuss the lengths in maths class :(

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HeartOfLead 24

Dang it! When will FMLife posters will ever learn that when there's more to the story they should give it all up. Now I will do my job and ask as I must. SO, HOW LONG IS YOUR WANG.

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