Miscellaneous: Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt... - FML

By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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By Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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Sunako_fml 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:55

That's just disgusting..

Welshite 39

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:55

What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.

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ierik13 1

Monday 13 August 2012 0:02

I needed that good laugj

IdleGear 0

Monday 13 August 2012 5:00

After realizing they where watching you should of licked you fingers! idk about yours but my ball sweat tastes like a very berry chiller from McDonalds! It's delicious!

imavelociraptor 6

Monday 13 August 2012 12:25

What dafuq is a "smelt"????!

noisebox 1

Monday 13 August 2012 18:51

Do you do that with your butt too?

ejcskier 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:53

Am I the only one who noticed he put "smelt" instead of "smelled" there is a big difference between those words

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Wednesday 15 August 2012 20:55

Well aren't u ******* disgusting. :)

roachyroo 5

Friday 17 August 2012 21:48

I went to school with a scratch and sniffer. Are you a digger as well?

tanktanktank 1

Friday 24 August 2012 6:37

As a Marine veteran, I don't scratch and sniff and have never witnessed any of my compatriots doing the same, I ask that you don't join the Marines. We don't need any more gross-ass weirdos. Also, don't affiliate your name with the Marine Corps until you've earned it, you dick-scratching/sniffing mongoloid.

Alaskagirl2023 8

Friday 24 August 2012 8:41

It's not the fact that your whole gym was watching that disturbs me, it the fact that that was 'out of habit' ...

Kade20 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 10:37

Who does that? Lol scratch your balls, that's fine. But DON'T SMELL IT?!

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