By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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Sunako_fml 9

That's just disgusting..

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Welshite 39

What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.

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amifaiyaz 12

how did that habit even form... ydi, that is nasty.

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luv_him6 6

Ewww who does that???

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SexyStudd 1

I was just doing the old scratch and sniff as I was reading this lol

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shanemcunt 10

Every guy does at some point... Just not always in public.

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innominestanas 6

I really thought i was the only one... XD

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CanCann 16

Sheesh, how hard were you scratching to have most of the gym staring at you??

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Smelt? You mean you melted your hand? Or do you mean you turned it into a fish? The smelt. You know. A fish. Ugh anywho it's "smelled." If I didn't get my point across. And I've done that, but not down there or in public. Eesh D:

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Britt125 16

Smelt is not incorrect, you should look it up. Google is a very handy resource you know, and very easy to use. I know, because I just looked it up before saying anything. I was positive I was right, but I wanted to know I was before making an ass of myself. Smelled is also correct.

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Rhondaplp 11

I love grammer & spelling comments. Out of the whole scratching nuts and sniffing fingers story you seem more focused on the spelling of words.

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taliayungdiva 9

I suggest you dont go back to that particular gym for a while until ppl forget...

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ILoveShrimp 0

Wow, it's so funny how the women here are so disgusted by what Mr.Sniffer did, but I'm sure most of you have sucked a c•ck (unless you're **** ugly and no one wants you lol dickspits).

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