Miscellaneous: Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male...

By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By CA - 08/10/2015 14:46 - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:15

I'm a cashier and this 35 year old man (he made me guess his age) was like "how old are you?" and when I said "18" he said "old enough." So I feel your pain.

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:14

Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing! *forever alone*

Comments

Mayberry_Brown 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:02

It's okay OP... I'm one of the few females on an predominately male base. Comments and looks all day , every day. I wish I had to slip up for them to comment.

falling4youxo 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:14

What happened to all the nice Grandpa-like old guys?

imacatcher 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:41

Creeper: level- old man

KingLeoric 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:46

OP's brest must have impressed creepy old man.

SassieCat6 16

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:26

Get a restraining order if he comes and harasses you again! O_0

ryancolly 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:29

Lets sing nothin on you

tayswiftlove 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:40

time to get a rape whistle

Blackcats_fml 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:16

I what you mean...I say the same thing!

linnie_wesker 20

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:25

So? I work at a restaurant, I get hit on all the time. Take it as a compliment. Yeah it's rude that he was staring at your chest but he was probably kidding when he made that comment, get over yourself and stop being so dramatic.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:05

Yeah, I'm a trucker and flirting with waitresses is pretty much the industry's favorite pasttime. It passes the time and sometimes they even have jokes or lines we haven't heard yet. Harmless fun.