Miscellaneous: Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male...

By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By CA - 08/10/2015 14:46 - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:15

I'm a cashier and this 35 year old man (he made me guess his age) was like "how old are you?" and when I said "18" he said "old enough." So I feel your pain.

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:14

Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing! *forever alone*

Comments

mshizzle 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:35

Ohhhhhhhhh Nooooooo

muffdriver27 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:19

Funny

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:23

The cops, you should call them

arvale8802 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:28

Ah! So scary!

Wolvy_fml 3

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:29

I'm a cashier and stuff like this happens to me daily. But it's ok, Ive convinced them to get in store credit cards and have been awarded with a year supply of chocolate bars. Reeses pieces anyone?

sarbear293 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:47

I totally just imagined this man with the voice of the creepy old man from Family Guy.

Greeneyes41 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:59

Herbert the pervert :D

aFreedom127 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:57

So did you see him later?

dharmaxxx 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:59

There's a creepy older guy were I work that hits on ALL the girls that stop in. He even brings in treats for the ones that work there EVERY time he stops in, which is at least 3 times a week. Not only does he do this at the place I work but at my best friend's place and at my boss's 2nd job.. laides, do not give these freaks attention.