Work: Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test....

By whattalife - 02/09/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML

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By Naofox - 29/03/2017 00:00

Today, I got frustrated looking for jobs and decided to take a quiz on best-fitting careers. My results speak for themselves. FML

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By Guessmyproffhatesme - 13/12/2016 19:54

Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML

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By dishwasherforlife - 04/11/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

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By Danicole927 - 28/12/2016 03:53 - United States - Trenton

Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 18:24 - United States - White Plains

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML

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By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 7:12

Undertaker, huh? Are you sure it wasn't "Professional Wrestler?"

lolololer 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:14

so based on your personality you get funeral director? you sound amazing!

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bubo_fml 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:46

U musta been board stiff!

ladiesman219 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:53

Well it will always be "dead" silent at ur office hu.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:59

I heard in Gamepro (video game magazine) way back in aught six that mortician is the least popular job in America. Quite likely that it's not a very competitive market, so there's that.

sylphy 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:10

It's a quiet job and it's good pay as far as I know. Generally no one's too much of a dick at funerals that you would have to deal with them.

mom2pen 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 14:04

Obviously you've never been to a funeral in Arkansas.

Jujubilee 1

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:16

I've done that test and got librarian as a career match...

aiseka 3

Wednesday 18 October 2017 18:43

i would love to be a librarian! whats wrong with that?:p

ona16 22

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:26

My dad works with funeral directors they make great money.

butterflycheza 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:28

It was not out of sheer boredom, that you took a career personality test. You wanted to know what career best fits you, because you don't know what you want to do, and you are wondering what your personality is. you don't have a promising future with death you have a promising future to put death to the thoughts and lies the devil tells people, you will help set people free, and bring them to Jesus, the result of you having death so close, will not come to pass for a long long time because God will heal those who believe in him and will do the work of a disciple and evangelist.