By LadyGrey - 27/01/2015 11:45

Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Try calling his/her phone or the landline maybe. Everyone has the reflex to answer their phones nowadays.

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Harold6858 9

This is one of the most ironic FMLs I have ever seen.

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tdawg91 17

That word, I don't think it means what you think it means!

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ksks1234 33

Yeah, #19, ironic means: rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you already paid, the good advice that you just didn't take.

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Googolman 29

32 - That's not exactly what irony is. Irony is more like when you expect something, but then you get something completely different or even the exact opposite.

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

47- 32's comment refers to the song 'Ironic' by Alanis Morisette.

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tantanpanda 26

There are three types of irony: Situational, verbal and dramatic. This fml fits into none of these categories.

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GfxJG 2

Lol, locksmiths would usually cost twice that, ESPECIALLY late at night. Maybe even 3 times that.

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tdawg91 17

Yeah my exes house was broken in to one night and he wound up in hospital, so I had to pay for the late night lock smith..... Hotels are far cheaper!

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vikky538 28

I am a sound sleeper..sometimes I don't even wakeup for smoke detector alarms..

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Jak0p 25

sometimes you don't even wake up? how often does your house burn if you "sometimes" don't wake up? just asking o.O

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jjmack34 15

Phone, wallet, keys, the mental check that will save your drunk self at all times

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IamHercules 24

Agreed I have the same checklist. Phone, keys, wallet, monies, flash drive.

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