Depending on how close to morning it was, I might have just wandered around, or tried to find a 24 hour supermarket or cafe or mcdonalds to sit in and drink coffee. I say that... I've never been in that situation before, but that is what I think I would be tempted to do.

both my roommates are the same way... usually their alarms wake me up, then I go to wake them up

You should have gone back to the party. And partied s'more. Or passed out. Either way.

FYL - that's an expensive price for a view + knowing the only reason why you're not home is because your roommate is a heavy sleeper but I have to say YDI as well because you should've checked for your keys if you knew you were going to a party while running the chance that you might come home and your roommate might be asleep, whether or not you knew he was a heavy sleeper.

Whenever I go out partying or clubbing I never take my keys. Ive lost my keys before but I just passed out on the patio until my housemate woke me up in the morning. This is why I always keep a spare house key well hidden outside my house so only I know where to find it.

Shit, my ass would have been sleeping in the car! ?

Wow the illustrated photo is really sad

I don't think the illustrated photo portrays what actually happened. They added parts to the story that don't even look like they occurred. I'm not saying that I know legit what happened, but at least I know what probably didn't happen.

How does the second half of the illustration tie into the fml?

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