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Your moms an idiot OP
That's putting it politely. Besides... god forbid someone should enjoy their job haha.
I dont wanna b*tch, but all you have to do is go to a walk in clinic.. Without her. FML is full of whiney hoes
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..
Just a heads up, it ISN'T me...
Actually I'm pretty sure it is you
Admit it... I'm sexy Hahaha oh god, I'm gonna go thumb myself down :)
If you have a IPad there is a app called photo booth
I agree. That pic is freaky lol. We are soo off topic, but o well
And all female gynecologists are lesbians...
Dealing with torn, old, smelly, saggy and plain nasty vaginas would defiantly turn a lesbian gynecologist straight and heterosexual male gay... The hit rate is of a young hot girl is to low to have that as a job for creepy pervertedness
It was a joke, Silly. I was applying OP's mom's logic to another medical field to demonstrate how utterly ridiculous it is.
No I know, I wasn't arguing.. It's hard to reply to a post without using a joke and making it seem like its not an argument. Sorry it came out wrong. Just saying though.. Not a fun job in my opinion.
No, I see your point. I'm a heterosexual female, but I wouldn't want a job examining penises all day. While I find it very useful, I think even a healthy and normal penis is the ugliest thing on a man.
I agree, not many people seek an occupation in 'penis inspections'... Don't believe I've ever heard anyone utter the words "when I grow up I want to inspect and an fix unhealthy genitalia".
Inspecting unhealthy genitalia is a branch of sexual health, a sub specialisation of infectious diseases. Gynaecologists deal with all problems of the female system in the abdomen as well. Incidentally this does have a lot of looking into old vaginas on a daily basis. Google "cervical prolapse" and there's gynae bread and butter.
I have a general idea of what that is and I'm to scared to google image it...
Your comment reminded me of the episode of Family Guy when Peter has a colon exam.
Well if I was a doctor I would have a foot fetish.
I don't always go for a job as a foot doctor, but when I do, it's always because I have a foot fetish. Sorry, I'll just stop.
So.. Pediatricians are pedophiles? Veterinarians love furry and tentacle? Dentists love oral? Seems legit..
and the chiropractors....
Who doesn't love oral?
I'm a chiropractic assistant. You get to put your hands on a wide variety of MILF's and ...bigger women. We enjoy popping their shit ;)
39 Asexuals.
She's willing to put her child's health and well being in jeopardy because of the tiny possibility one doctor might be aroused? Seems legit.
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Your moms an idiot OP
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..