Transportation: Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home,...

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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inkdeath87 18

Monday 5 August 2013 2:18

Tell the officer what happened! Don't take the punishment for someone else's stupidity!!!

Mideoyeo 12

Monday 5 August 2013 2:20

If he bumped into you twice, I hope you at least got call his information or at least his license!

Comments

russianboss123 17

Monday 5 August 2013 2:23

Did you get a ticket?

FelicityWishes 32

Monday 5 August 2013 2:25

I would have turned off somewhere or pulled over to let that stupid driver past.

roadie42 21

Monday 5 August 2013 6:14

That's what I was going to say...pull over, let him pass, and give the cops a call. Chances are the crazy dude would have gotten caught instead of you!

asylumlane 23

Monday 5 August 2013 13:56

Pulling over could be dangerous since he seemed hellbent on causing this person harm.

HiTenshi16 11

Monday 5 August 2013 2:25

If it were me, the instant that he bumps me, I would of stopped and gotten his information, or at least snapped a shot of his vehicle and plate numbers.

Wizardo 33

Monday 5 August 2013 2:26

Man the fuzz really have the worst timing sometimes, need to sort out their priorities.

trbuson 11

Monday 5 August 2013 2:30

You mean to tell me that wasn't the Bumper Car 500?

DreamStatic 8

Monday 5 August 2013 2:32

Op should have pulled over the first time the person hit them, and if the other driver didn't stop call, it in as a hit and run.

BronayPonay 6

Monday 5 August 2013 2:36

Sounds like the beggining of a Jeepers Creepers movie.

NickKuiper 8

Monday 5 August 2013 2:54

That's why I drive a junker, I'm not afraid to brake check those assholes!

shaddol3lade 7

Monday 5 August 2013 3:11

Exactly. Tail me in your expensive car... And your insurance is gonna go up when you rear end me in my car that I paid less than $1000 for

Enslaved 36

Monday 5 August 2013 3:43

Whiplash! :P

SessaKitty 6

Monday 5 August 2013 3:02

Idk... if someone were being that aggressive toward me while driving, I wouldn't get out of the car either. Too many psychos out there. Or raging douchebags trying to prove something. Hope the cop was sympathetic. There were probably at least scratches on your bumper you could've showed him?