By lingling - 16/12/2012 00:57 - United States - Germantown

Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML
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patriot09 6

What I want to know, is what the hell kind of place has My Little Pony on the jukebox?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't put "My Little Pony" in your juke if you can't handle hearing it. PS - Don't be a wuss.

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hama806 19

The guy has feelings too. Leave the poor wife-beater wearing bloke alone.

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ilikebikes7 3

Hey it could have been gangnam style, we hear that 4 hours a day on the radio already.

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Banavadorable 2

Aww poor guy. You know that a guy like that is depressed as **** if even he himself can stand listening to, "My Little Pony" songs for 4 hours. If i were OP atm, i would have killed myself.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

I'd rather have a Brony than a bully. Look at it this way, at least he didn't act the way he looked.

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tsent8 15

Fuzz it appears that you really have something against MLP was it something in your childhood? The one thing you should know by now about bronies is that we won't give a **** no matter what you say.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

88) A pony killer his father, so now he vows to kill everypony and anypony who likes them.

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tsent8 15

112: or maybe he walked in on his mom and a candy colored pony doing the nasty while his dad was on a business trip.

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BradTheBrony 19

Well hey, his mom just heard the rumors that they call him BIG Macintosh for a reason.

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tj5810 21

Maybe he wanted to order some pinkie pie.

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1215116a 14

I think he'd prefer applejacks.

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SxeDaze 13

With a splash of rainbowdash.

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DarkHelmet 10

What kind of jukebox you got that it plays My Little Pony songs??

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satanisthesavior 21

YDI. If you can't handle listening to MLP songs (or any other type of song, for that matter) then maybe you should find a job that doesn't have a jukebox. Otherwise, quit complaining.

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bredahl 26

I'm assuming that when the OP said "my restaurant", that he owns the restaurant he's working at. That being said, he doesn't have a choice in where he works. He could have bought another restaurant, but there's always that chance that beefy guy in the wife-beater will still show up with a sack of coins just to annoy him with MLP songs.

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satanisthesavior 21

If he owns the restaurant he could get a different jukebox...

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Sounds like the best night ever. Though seriously, four hours of constant anything is annoying, whether you love it or not.

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pradip 26

Next time spike his drink with laxatives.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

"Looks like the punch has been…SPIKED!" -Pinkie Pie

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