Intimacy and Transportation: Today, I experienced the old joke about recognising women by... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I experienced the old joke about recognising women by their shoes sticking out of the driver and passenger windows. It was my mother's shoes in my mother's car, but the guy happily plowing her on top of the hand-brake was not my dad. FML

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DraftHail614 17

Friday 30 March 2018 5:06

The idea of commitment is just gone at this point. Let your dad know. He doesn't deserve that kind of bs.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 March 2018 5:13

Plowed on top of the hand-brake? She’s gonna be sore tomorrow, and not just in the fun muffin!

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DraftHail614 17

Friday 30 March 2018 5:06

The idea of commitment is just gone at this point. Let your dad know. He doesn't deserve that kind of bs.

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 19:52

Lol dude it could be an open marriage. Dad could totally be aware lol. Time to stop being a child and understand that relationships have many different dynamics. Not everyone is in a monogamous marriage.

DraftHail614 17

Friday 27 July 2018 20:03

Ah yes. Finding an excuse to sleep around are we? Bud, it isn't childish to think that most relationships are like that. Also, you'd think that that'd be something to mention to OP. Want to have multiple partners? Cool. I mean polyamory is just a label to use so you have an excuse to have multiple partners without being called a hoe. But yes. I'm most definitely the child.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 March 2018 5:13

Plowed on top of the hand-brake? She’s gonna be sore tomorrow, and not just in the fun muffin!

Suzi_d16 27

Saturday 22 May 2021 1:26

Haha fun muffin. Love it.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 30 March 2018 7:35

Were they at least wearing a seatbelt? Got to be safe no matter what activity you do in your vehicle.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 30 March 2018 8:08

Who else, but Quagmire?

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 30 March 2018 14:45

His penis must be really small and needed to use the handbrake as a "toy".

kazekai8 11

Friday 30 March 2018 21:27

: /

TyePie 6

Thursday 5 April 2018 11:12

Maybe she was just helping out with making one of those Fake Taxi videos.

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 19:51

Lol. Maybe they have an open marriage and didn’t tell you. Lmmfao. Go Mom!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa

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