By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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littlemissxx 0

omg, YLF cos some drunk idiot wanted cookies. what if he said he wanted to rape you?

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Hoplaka 0

I see why.. everyone loves cookies!!! :D

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ilovefall10 21

quickly! go to isurvived.com and ask them to let you talk on the show about it! no but seriously ... i mean hey at least he didn't try to kill you or anything. be glad.

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Inspired22 11

LOL. Oh my gosh. Seriously! So give him some cookies. And milk. LOL!

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Sirialana 1

If you had a sence of humor.. this would be posted on MLIA:D

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SmokeyPL 0

hahaha sounds like something i would do

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LadyAshley 0

It could have been worse.

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