By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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pipp360 0

he said cookies but we all know wat he really wanted...

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mptothedc 0

We're close to identifying the suspect. Now was he blue or did he have a big white beard?

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lonlygurl250 0

lol i love this...as long as ur ok and nothing horrible went wrong it could b a pretty fun as hell story

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BLAARGH 0

that wasnt a drunk guy that was CHUCK NORRIS' brother

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theTwoFacedAngel 2

I DEEM THIS LULZWORTHY I would have laughed till I pissed myself, then I would tell him the cookies were almost done and call the cops cause that dude has so much wrong with him

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KesiaFabulous 0

Hahahha total win for the drunk guy!! lol Did you give him a cookie? :P I would have laughed sooo hard, after giving him a cookie and calling the cops of course! :)

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NaNi0713 0

LMFAO wtf? dats a strange robber

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TeeHooligan 0

Drunk..... Short guy? Aka 9 yrs old

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songsparrow 0

That man embodies the true fatty spirit. You should be honored to have him in your home.

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