Transportation: Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for...

By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 658

You deserved it 2 323

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Road rage

By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 06:00

Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 195

You deserved it 388

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 393

You deserved it 2 763

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 724

You deserved it 357

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 2 239

By notyourparkingspot - 25/05/2017 16:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 347

You deserved it 366

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 234

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 589

You deserved it 7 618

By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 272

You deserved it 7 233

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 746

You deserved it 56 004

Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 220

You deserved it 2 806

jeezburger12 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:52

I just hate stupid people...

Lady98K 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:54

Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

Comments

russianraccoon 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 17:15

Let him sue. You'll win and make so much money that you'll be able to buy some new cars and a driveway for every car

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:34

YDI for living in the liberal shithole known as California.

dinosuarRAWR 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:34

When I was at the grocery store a while back a drunk man sped through the parking lot and smashed into my car. He then started accusing me of parking crooked and demanded that I pay for the damages to his car. My car was parked straight until he drove into it.... FML FYL

bobleheadNS 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:18

DRIVEWAYS ARE STUPID.

AKholic47 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 10:39

I don't want to live on this planet anymore..

jdortega 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:15

Umm sure, I bet that's exactly what happened

Dcm210 19

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:25

take pics and get a lawyer.problem solved.

Evilpirate 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:12

Who's driveway o.o

399 41

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:05

lol

Dirtbiker989 6

Sunday 29 May 2016 21:10

You could charge him for the damage done to your car. You should, however, let him sue. He'll be eaten alive in court, and even if he comes to his senses, to back out of a lawsuit is a felony.