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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Friday 28 November 2014 0:20

I think they are now yogurt pants.

3molliver3 16

Friday 28 November 2014 0:22

More like NOga pants! Am I right?

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MissBehavin77 18

Friday 28 November 2014 6:58

Just hope that the same person doesn't show her how to twerk in them too.

liffagain 16

Friday 28 November 2014 11:18

Can someone explain why is that so gross and awful? o.O

ZombieScoobyDoo 20

Friday 28 November 2014 18:02

Because most girls wear yoga pants that are too small so they are beyond tight and also see through. Everyone is picturing that instead of an old lady wearing comfortable pants.

rushalm 7

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:34

Be grateful for what you have,hope she is still not fond of bikinis.

SaintJohnny 2

Saturday 29 November 2014 10:21

uggs and an over-sized hoodie and grandma is set!

sshelbyyx 1

Saturday 29 November 2014 18:19

That's just disgusting oml

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 29 November 2014 18:22

I fail to see what's wrong with this?

ffckshthappens 1

Sunday 30 November 2014 6:55

LMAO

i8cake 12

Sunday 30 November 2014 14:49

You should probably not be staring at your grandma with that thought!

iwadasn 32

Monday 1 December 2014 3:55

How about she wears whatever she wants and you don't creepily check out your grandma's butt?

CourtJester27 12

Monday 1 December 2014 15:59

Blech!! That's gross!

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