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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:05 - United States - Union City

Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML

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Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By meh - 31/10/2016 15:43

Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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By penetreyton - 20/04/2022 18:00

Today, at work, I served a rude ass customer and his bratty ass kid, and was forced to swipe her toy debit card so it appeared as if the daughter paid for her snack. In that moment, I questioned my entire existence. Whichever company invented that toy hates cashiers everywhere. FML

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By Iknowitlooksbad - 22/06/2016 05:16

Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

Well now you've made minumum wage plus 25 cents!!!! Success!

FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

Some people just have nothing better to do, so they try to make the lives of others miserable. Morons.

Comments

LesaraRose 8

Friday 31 May 2013 19:23

that's horrible but you have to give him props for wearing the mask

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 May 2013 22:15

He couldn't find a mask that would suit saving the day by tossing quarters around quarter man to the rescue!

dunicha 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 8:43

Jeez, Tony, get your shit together.

manuel3272001 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 10:57

I understand that its not worth minimum wage but I'd rather have your than being unemployed for over a year like I am now.

ThatOneGuy3214 2

Saturday 1 June 2013 15:41

free quarter

purplekara 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 22:22

U kept the quarter right? Lol

mr_jack_meoff 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 22:45

You had your shot at an education for 18 years, but noooooo, no one could impress you with an education, now you know why they kept telling you to study. It's things like this that motivates people to change the direction of their life.

Nave42 7

Monday 3 June 2013 5:36

So, you know for a fact the OP isn't in school right now?

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 12 June 2013 15:57

@58: I don't know where you are coming from, but over here lots and lots of people work minimum wage jobs to pay for their own education and/or living place...