Miscellaneous: Today, someone in Fedex typo'd "KZ" for "NZ" and sent our fencing... - FML

By Duellist - 13/04/2017 02:00

Today, someone in Fedex typo'd "KZ" for "NZ" and sent our fencing weapons to Kazakhstan. FML

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Regulate 21

Thursday 13 April 2017 2:02

That sucks and I guess it's not a situation where "If you want something done right...." would apply. Give 'em hell, sunshine.

cacheson 41

Thursday 13 April 2017 2:49

I guess someone forgot to tell you your next competition was out-of-country...

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Regulate 21

Thursday 13 April 2017 2:02

That sucks and I guess it's not a situation where "If you want something done right...." would apply. Give 'em hell, sunshine.

samwilliams800 28

Thursday 13 April 2017 2:10

I've had nothing but rotten experiences with FedEx. To the point that when I order something online I'll check who the shipping company is.

cacheson 41

Thursday 13 April 2017 2:49

I guess someone forgot to tell you your next competition was out-of-country...

somedudesomewher 29

Thursday 13 April 2017 3:58

At least they didn't type TZ and send it to Tanzania

balletgirl86 4

Thursday 13 April 2017 7:06

I'm always worried that might happen to me.

Cali 54

Thursday 13 April 2017 10:56

Will they return your weapons or reimburse you for them?

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 13 April 2017 11:30

Honest mistake I must say. Isn't fencing in Kazakhstan popular? More or less the same, except they use AKs with bayonet and whoever walks away is declared the winner.

jkjorn 16

Thursday 13 April 2017 15:33

How many of you just looked down at your keyboard to see how close the K key is to the N key? [raises hand]

gsouther 11

Friday 14 April 2017 4:54

Isn't that what zip codes are for. To double check the address and to route mail to the proper state or country?

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