Great plan, kiddo

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 16:00

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Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
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xaddrus 17

honestly? dirty work but they make a lot of money.

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RichardPencil 30

Oh, no, the baby has a high probability of being a preemie! That is, someone prone to premature ejaculation. It's genetic, y'know. Three minutes?!?!?

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xaddrus 17

honestly? dirty work but they make a lot of money.

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RichardPencil 30

Oh, no, the baby has a high probability of being a preemie! That is, someone prone to premature ejaculation. It's genetic, y'know. Three minutes?!?!?

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Sonotsuave 35

Um, is it too late to abort. Your daughter doesn’t seem to make the best decisions, or have morals to be exact. What happened in the parenting.

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FuhQ 2

Oh you're filming **** in your room? Great, rent is now $1500/month

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