Miscellaneous: Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that...

By Baustigt - 22/08/2013 14:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

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Thursday 22 August 2013 18:41

I am sure you were not the only one who had trouble reading the image

perdix 29

Thursday 22 August 2013 18:44

Ant rape is no laughing matter!

Comments

tjv3 10

Friday 23 August 2013 1:36

Just delete the comment you made. Facebook has a delete option

Ali_Br_fml 33

Friday 23 August 2013 2:21

No, don't edit. Delete and comment again. Others can see the edit history. If they click on "edited" every revision is shown. I mean, not everyone checks the edit history, but odds are, you'll have that one person who points out your revision.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Friday 23 August 2013 5:48

Well if it makes you feel any better, i snickered at your comment. Zoolander is awesome and if you apologize and explain yourself then it shouldn't be too big of a deal.

Rylan1 7

Friday 23 August 2013 6:56

ive had something like that happen too ,and it sucks

ouibijou 15

Friday 23 August 2013 9:21

I keep re-reading this fml thinking I missed something. I have no idea how this is such a huge ordeal. You made no negative comments towards the actual subject at hand.