Jason is a big wuss

By Jason McGinnis - 11/12/2021 07:39

Today, something bad happened and I posted an FML, only to have a caption with a judgemental comment thrown on the top by some desk jockey asshat. FML

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You deserved it 921

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

By Baustigt - 22/08/2013 14:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

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You deserved it 13 831

By fuglyphotographer - 23/10/2011 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 223

You deserved it 4 680

Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

Monolith

By AshWil - 26/06/2015 16:54 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML

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You deserved it 23 129

Henchman

By Office bitch - 05/02/2022 04:01

Today, someone left a comment on our company Facebook page, and my manager told me what to respond, but the VP didn’t like it. Guess who’s now suspended for a couple weeks with no pay. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

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You deserved it 843

Don't do it again

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 23:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, at work, I was criticized for mentioning the actual subject of an email in the subject line, as well as using a text marker to make relevant information stand out. Apparently, this is confusing for some people. FML

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You deserved it 90

By Freelman - 06/05/2015 14:34 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 44 401

By Elcam - 16/10/2013 08:22 - Belgium

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

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Nikki 17

Saturday 11 December 2021 9:40

Oh man you posted on a public forum and a random person was mean?! That never happens!

Hangryko 29

Saturday 11 December 2021 13:56

They're usually a good judge of character. Looks here like they were right again.

Comments

Nikki 17

Saturday 11 December 2021 9:40

Oh man you posted on a public forum and a random person was mean?! That never happens!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 December 2021 11:41

The term "desk jockey asshat" is itself brimming with judgment. It is said, "Judge not, lest ye be judged" which is fine if you want to live in a boring, stagnant world. Being judgy is so much more fun! Verdict: quit being a crybaby and throw shit back at the asshats.

Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Saturday 11 December 2021 21:10

it was probably you who commented bro lol stand proud and own it hahaha

Nazmazh 18

Saturday 11 December 2021 11:56

Oh hey, apparently unwarranted whining about something that wasn't as much of a problem as you thought it was, or something that was more on you than anything else, didn't go your way. So you were apparently rightly admonished for it, according to the account you've given to us just now. You know what will *totally* rectify that? EVEN MORE UNWARRANTED WHINING ON THE SITE THAT MADE THE SNARKY COMMENTS AT YOUR EXPENSE! They'll totally treat you completely neutrally/fairly in your eyes when you whine to them this time! ...Right? Yeah. *No way* this will make you look like an even bigger whiny, self-centred, out-of-touch dingus. Sometimes you gotta know when to fold 'em, dude.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 11 December 2021 13:56

They're usually a good judge of character. Looks here like they were right again.

Royal Sataness 4

Saturday 11 December 2021 18:17

judging you is literally the point of this site. you knew that when you posted

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 11 December 2021 23:25

Was it me or RichardPencil?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 December 2021 4:46

I do have a hat in the shape of an ass, so...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 12 December 2021 20:26

It wouldn't surprise me if this was true.

Alan 54

Sunday 12 December 2021 7:58

Damn, I forgot to delete this one, I thought it would be fun for me for a while, but apparently you guys like it too! Yeah Jason, stop being a crybaby! Boo!