By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 15:30

Today, my 6'8" russian friend picked me up, a 5'0" petite girl. This would be fine if he hadn't been startled by a moth and dropped me down the stairs. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

It's a perfectly understandable response. After all, who among us hasn't picked up the nearest person and hurled them down the stairs upon being startled?

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PastryWiz1999 16

OMG😱are you ok ? Also there was a lot of stairs ?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sounds like Colossus and Shadowcat had a pretty crappy date. Hope you're okay, OP.

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Dave_Davington 33

It's a perfectly understandable response. After all, who among us hasn't picked up the nearest person and hurled them down the stairs upon being startled?

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PenguinPal3017 19

"I must break you."

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Calilady 10

What does him being Russian have to do with it? All you had to say was, "My 6'8 friend picked me up." 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Kameron Kriese 11

I think it's because of the generalization Russian people are strong, bold and lack fear. Basing it on stereotypes, he should have been able to kill the moth by breathing on it.

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SneezyBear 27

What does him being 6 foot 8 have to do with it? Short people can be strong too. All OP had to say was, "My friend picked me up." 🤷🏻‍♀️

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