By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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WearingHats 14

Sounds magical to me.

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kglambert24 8

i wish that would happen to me! that'd be awesome!

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klutz44 28

Was that sarcasm? I really can't tell.

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kglambert24 8

must be stupidity because of the way you wrote it.

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KillerPotato 14

That's fabulous, and I wish I had a ceiling fan to do that with now.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Please tell me that is your real batman 'stache

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False_Stupidity 41

Given that #12 is female, I sincerely hope that it's NOT a real batman 'stache...

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ICastillo 24

Male or female, that is one badass mustache. I would be jealous if it's actually a female. Because I can't grow a stache like that. -_-

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sig4life 18

Ahhhh princess Cullen. Have a wonderful day. ¥ Sarcasm ¥ I know it is a him.

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alexandrialala 6

Sounds wicked. Must be hell to clean it up though.

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micahdunk 13

Now you have experienced how Ke$ha lives.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Ah, Kesha's daily routine.

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micahdunk 13

73- You would think she would get tired of washing all that crap out of her hair. Have you ever tried getting glitter out of your hair? It sucks.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Maybe she just doesn't wash it, and glitter NEVER goes away. Once it's in your hair, just embrace it xD

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ICastillo 24

What if she uses shampoo and conditioner with glitter already in it? :o

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gc327072 30

89- well if she brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack, perhaps she washes her hair with.. umm... lube maybe? I'm sure there's glittery lube, so that's entirely plausible.

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trivel64 16

112 - I'n sure it'll be pleasant getting glitter out of your butthole once you use glittery lube with your partner.

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ICastillo 24

*takes a drink of beer* Well that escalated quickly.

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Kalipczo 21

Now the glitter will never go away, you'll find little specks and clusters scattered helter skelter for the next 10 years.

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missyj0 12

I can see up your nose. Heh.

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ICastillo 24

Yeah I can too. I see that little hanging booger right there..

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andrew6p 19

And now you can shine under the spotlight op

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! What a jokester! And glitter is a bitch to get out too! I hated when my nieces brought home those art projects that used glitter. She'd post them on the fridge and every time someone opened the door to get juice, there would be a huge rainbow mess!

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Now you know what its like to be jessie j ..I'm feeling sexy and free! Like glitters raining on me!

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missd93 6

That sounds fantastic! I can legitimately say that I'm jealous.

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