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By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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By Bawbag - 19/08/2023 10:00

Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML

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By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am

By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 January 2013 19:15

Edward? Is that you?

WearingHats 14

Monday 28 January 2013 19:15

Sounds magical to me.

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Satoaoi 13

Monday 28 January 2013 19:43

your early to the party that's all: )

twiztedone 19

Monday 28 January 2013 19:47

Progressive car insurance commercial comes to mind! Sparkles and Unicorns! Just be glad there wasn't any unicorns up there! Edit: for fun "Taste the Rainbow!"

hellobobismyname 24

Monday 28 January 2013 19:53

Now think happy thoughts and try to fly.

buckdharma 37

Monday 28 January 2013 19:55

I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only wanted one time to see you laughing in the purple rain

mirokuboy2 20

Monday 28 January 2013 19:57

Time to plan some pay back!!

Paperclypse13 7

Monday 28 January 2013 19:59

SPARKLES!!!

dan_in_wi 12

Monday 28 January 2013 20:01

is your roommate a stripper?

bReLiNg 18

Monday 28 January 2013 20:08

Next step: Cut off a glow stick top and fling it around. Turn off the lights. Enjoy the sparkling glow in the dark room you just created.

bethelise 8

Monday 28 January 2013 20:28

sparkles!

mikeymayhem_87 15

Monday 28 January 2013 20:28

It's snowing!! It's a stripper Christmas miracle!!

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