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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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You deserved it 4 333

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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You deserved it 15 636

Good morning!

By 3lavyaa - 07/10/2009 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turns out I have wood rot, and my entire window fell out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 082

You deserved it 4 782

Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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You deserved it 185

By but why - 21/08/2018 23:30

Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 545

You deserved it 374

By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 200

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 014

You deserved it 9 307

Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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You deserved it 547

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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You deserved it 11 469

I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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You deserved it 307

By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 411

MrCalves 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:19

sounds like a massive clusterf*ck

OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:21

Should have had a V8 instead.

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immaprincessmadd 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:12

haha, I love pepsi!

Janglur476 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 20:55

#35 you look amazing! and dr. pepper FTW!!!!

Shookitup 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 21:28

thank you #72 ^.^

zackbjj1 0

Friday 23 July 2010 8:22

I agree

heyjenn 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:13

product placement

Loofaz 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:22

OP YDI because you drink pepsi

bmexoxo98 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:14

well that sucks!!:) ha

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:15

ouch :( so sry bout the pepsi :P

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:15

or op is a clutz

the_flirtt 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:15

wow I would make another hole in the wall with my fist !

punjabi44 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:16

LOL sad stuff

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:17

lol wow that's funny op.

MrCalves 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:19

sounds like a massive clusterf*ck

amerwin 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:19

should have gone with curtains

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Today, as part of my grandad's great struggle to return to the 1960's, he tried to refuse a lifesaving blood transfusion until the nurse could confirm the blood hadn't been donated by anyone who was black, brown, chinese or asian, and so on. My dad is black and I'm half black, so I suspect he doesn't like me either. FML

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Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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Today, my mum called me at work in hysterics, saying she had just been arrested and that I needed to get her dog from her house. I had no idea why she was arrested. I hear nothing from her until 1 a.m. when she calls, waking me up. The first words out of her mouth are, "How's the dog?" FML

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You deserved it 743

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

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Good morning

Same thing different taste

Good morning!

Cool moves

Accidents will happen

Walnut head

Make it stop!

I don't know my strength

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