Work: Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming...

By fucked five ways to friday - 03/01/2013 23:36 - United States - Stayton

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

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Get to work

By You must be joking - 03/07/2018 20:30

Today, my boss told me to sort and file all the paperwork he'd been randomly shoving into boxes since 2010. Apparently we're being audited, so he expects me to do eight years of filing in two weeks. There's enough paper to fully stock a large public library. Two weeks my ass. FML

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By MSURebel70 - 16/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML

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Undo! Undo!

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 16:00

Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML

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Not safe for work

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 00:02

Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for their arrival tomorrow morning. FML

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Playgirl

By Abcporn - 25/09/2013 23:22 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML

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Mount Everest

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 12:58 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML

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Unfair!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 08:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was fired because of a "poorly executed" task. My boss claims that I just copypasted an existing document in a new file; I was instructed exactly to take the document and move its content to a new table without changing anything. It was discussed beforehand, but looks like his own messages are not a proof. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 23:59 - United States - Eugene

Today, I knocked an old-school slide carousel off my desk, scattering nearly 100 individual slides everywhere, including the specific slides my professor asked me to digitally scan, which were placed carefully on top. None of them are numbered. FML

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Great replacement

By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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andyyroxx 20

Friday 4 January 2013 3:37

What the actual **** did you comment for...

bidon121 9

Friday 4 January 2013 3:26

Oops...I guess you are going to have to do your job!

Comments

The_sGTw_0979 4

Friday 4 January 2013 4:49

Time's a-wastin'!

tiril1124 4

Friday 4 January 2013 4:50

Paid by the hour I hope?

perdix 29

Friday 4 January 2013 4:51

There are about 12 million Americans who feel real bad for you.

tdh186 1

Friday 4 January 2013 5:01

It's better than having no job at all :)

BookWorm13 3

Friday 4 January 2013 5:01

Suck it up buttercup and get to work. That's the only way it's going to get done

Catkam623 27

Friday 4 January 2013 5:15

Um try to make a game out of it fyl op

magnetoo 4

Friday 4 January 2013 5:22

Tell your boss. It's a pretty transparent attempt by the other side to make things unnecessarily difficult, and he will want to know that in order to use it to advantage.

myklknife 6

Friday 4 January 2013 5:34

Classic stalling technique.

pradip 26

Friday 4 January 2013 5:47

Install adobe acrobat, export the PDF file as jpg images, sort the file in any manner with date or time or size, you may find a proper arrangement, else try to separate different documents by their color, pages of a same document have same color, group similar looking pages, it would help to some extent. Sorting would do the job, I think no one would scan random pages, they might've scanned and converted to PDF randomly, so sorting and checking on the time of individual image exported may help, I'm not sure.