Work: Today, the 75 year old blinding owner of the bar I work at called...

By nicooolea - 03/03/2009 08:26 - United States

Today, the 75 year old blinding owner of the bar I work at called me over and told me to fire "Rachel, the stupid c**t after the next wrong thing she does". My name is Rachel. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 04:12 - Australia

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

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By DrunkPeopleSuck - 19/07/2019 16:00

Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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Nice meeting you

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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By leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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Customer relationships

By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:04

Well, at least you have some job security, unless you fire yourself.

badwarhol 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:21

What name did he use to call you over with?

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BeautyAndBrains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:06

LOL, well, you can't fire yourself, so at least you get to keep your job.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:11

I just can't understand how he called you over. IT just doesn't make sense.

O_o_AshuRi_o_O 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:17

she obviously meant building owner, not blinding

liveloveesurfxo 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:13

aahahahhahahahhaha tht old man is funny shit

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:27

LOL #11

aew002 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:27

#14 you're dumb, she did mean blinding. She didn't use the word correctly I don't think, but it shouldn't be too hard to decipher that she meant that he was becoming blind, thus partially blind as it is.

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:38

Goddamn stupid c**ts! How dare you ruin that poor blinding man bar! J/k though. Yeah, you should have an "accident" with the whole bar... that is with a lighter and 100 proof Vodkas.