By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
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epicgamer 18

Just make up for it on a different date.

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BrailynRaylynn 22

I honestly thought this was going to end with you getting a text from your boyfriend dumping you..

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acuddlefish 2

If you can get to an adult store, you can buy sponges specifically designed to be worn during your period. They feel just like skin and stop the flow, making sex possible and with no mess.

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sweetpotato301 7

OP is probably aware that she can have sex on her period. Not everybody wants to.

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Talis99 26

Put down a towel or **** in the shower. Orgasms help cramps anyway.

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zeusdom 15

I feel you OP, every girlfriend I've been with in the last 6 years has had their period on Valentine's Day. It sucks trying to make it a special night and not being able to but it's just a number on a Calendar and any other day can be made just as special (:

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biopilot17 9

At least you didn't just get broken up with...

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bsshooter 14

wouldn't it be a beaver dam in this case

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rissa5214 14

Omg there's an app for that? Please excuse me...

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steeck1 6

No big deal. Regular sex will make you day, but anal can make your whole week.

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blackrose1996 11

Pray your a day late girly

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