By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
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epicgamer 18

Just make up for it on a different date.

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UltimateBob 11

That only matters if you make it matter

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maharb01 17

run the red light! and/or have some fun in the shower. really no need to change your end of evening plans on the 14th and if anything is an opportunity for a non standard scenario

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caseyface1123 15

If you're on the pill, just start the next pack. It should let you 'skip' it for the month and its not bad for you. I did this when my (now ex) boy friend was in town.

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SassySlytherin 16

i agree, it doesn't do harm to start a new pack immediately

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TaoShaman 24

Do something else? You can be close without having to have sex. Or like other people said. Reschedule since Valentine's Day isn't a real holiday anyway. Or just do it anyway if you're both okay with it. So, so many options.

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zeeba_neighba 10

I'll wade in the Red River, I just won't drink from it.

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timinator5000 28

A little blood never hurt anyone. ;) Earn your red wings. If you're worried about clean up have him wear a condom and put a towel down. Sexy fun actually can help with cramps.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Get some condoms, and a towel, and carry on as normal.

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