Love: Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Twice error

By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Classic lineup

By LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

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Pansexuality awaits you

By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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You deserved it 736

Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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containsnosoy 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:21

I'm sorry, did you say you waited eight years for HIM to ask YOU out?

gecko13 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:13

we are all the same size in bed!

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Austino713 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:13

wow that suks for you

Sekococo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:20

sorry but this sounds like the japanese movie based off from a manga -.- dont ask but anyway OP its not worth it

brunette4life 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:31

who cares if he's shorter? usually girls are taller anyways until guys hit the growth thing. that's his loss not ur fault

hunt3009 16

Monday 10 March 2014 23:28

Growth spurt, you mean?

fuckallpeopleyo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:35

hes a ****** , you deserve someone who won't judge someone for height

manstie 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:40

Was he a midget?

Dfox 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:11

and you like him because..?

lilbyrd43 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:27

FYL for having a "crush" fir 10 years

lilbyrd43 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:31

I meant "FOR" btw! Just in case one of you English teachers feels like correcting me.

EastonxStealth 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:22

it was 8 years :)

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:13

YDI.........for being a Sasquatch

paramorefan125 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:03

he's a bitch. gt ovr eht.

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