Love: Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said...

By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:07

Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.

chaos753159 4

Friday 5 March 2010 14:10

Atleast u fell for him

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Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:07

Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.

daltonmarth 4

Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

second!!!!

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Oops. I didn't see that you "feel" down the steps. Did you buy them dinner first?

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:16

lol you is funny :)

Woozzi 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:24

So I think the phrase "head over heels in love with _____" should be changed to "heels over head..." Because the current one either means you love someone so much you're walking normally (as my head is normally located above my heels) or you're tripping dramatically over everything (which =/= safe imo). Whereas "heels over head in love with _____" could mean you're gliding around on your head, which is awesome. The end.

Diannaa 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:24

LOL wow that's not very gentlemanly

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:27

#15, I think heels over head would describe some relationships perfectly. My heels have definitely been over my head a time or two.

Hiropon 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:35

Okay, Woozzi. You are my new idol. kthxbai.

Woozzi 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:41

Baha okay #18 solid point, except I don't think that's synonymous with love. I'll concede "head over heels LOVING" as a viable phrase :p @20 --> -blush- oh stop it, you.

tweetbaby14 18

Friday 5 March 2010 14:49

well maybe if you watched where you were walking that wouldn't have happened...

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:58

LMAO @ #4! I guess I would laugh too if I saw someone feel down some stairs! OP, he saw you were okay (I'm assuming you would've mentioned if you were seriously injured). No need to be embarrassed, just laugh it off.

Jewelofagal 2

Friday 5 March 2010 15:27

Hope you called off the date.

BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 5 March 2010 15:52

extra points if you started singing: I keep spending all my time just thinking bout you I don't know what to do I think I'm falling for you! falling for yooooouuuuu!

damienwatkins 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:14

hee hee!! sha-mone-ah!

Tripout 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:24

@41: NO. NO. This guy obviously has a sense of humor. Only a comidy lover would laugh at the pain of someone so close as a new gf.....I know I would......as long as I knew she was ok. UR A LIAR IF YOU SAY YOU WOULDNT LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO DID THIS 