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get another room mate. it's not safe to live with an idiot.
YDI for not realizing you haven't paid any water bills.
Hahahhahhahahhahhhahaahaahahahhahaahahahahhaha :D That's HI-LARIOUS :D:DDDDD:D:D:DD: hHahahAHaAHhahaHahAAHAHA............................................................
WTF? Does your roommate have magical brownies frequently?
No Ive had my water shut off for late payment because roomates didnt pay thier half before as well., Water is sadly considered a want not a need!!
wow...your roommate is stupid
You may have a right to water, but you don't have a right to the utility company's water. Just like you may have a right to eat, but you don't have the right to walk into Pizza Hut and demand a free Meat Lover's. You've gotta get those foodstamps & hit the Stop n' Shop. I don't know where I'm going with this.
Hahahaha. Even though I'm not #1, I am still near the top!=)
Actually, you're quite close to the f-ing bottom... To OP: Sucks that your roommates keep taking your bills... but you should really get the mail so you can get the bills all the time.
Haha okay I like your comment the best. OP: Time for a new roommate. One that you know, is not an idiot.
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Your roommate's a fucktard
that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard.