By fml9124 - 31/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's our 32nd wedding anniversary. Two weeks ago I caught a cold on an airplane. Since I got back, she hasn't kissed or let me touch her. I'm still coughing. She says maybe it's not a cold, maybe it's TB. She's left to stay in a hotel until I get better or die. FML
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Nico Noppe 9

If anyone is able to prove it's not TB, I'm guessing it's a doctor. So, time to go see one?

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RichardPencil 30

TB is a slow killer. The hotel bills are going to crush you before you die. You got that going for you!

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RichardPencil 30

TB is a slow killer. The hotel bills are going to crush you before you die. You got that going for you!

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Nico Noppe 9

If anyone is able to prove it's not TB, I'm guessing it's a doctor. So, time to go see one?

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JasonThorn 20

It's been a couple of weeks? PAST time to see a doctor. In this situation, I would have gone by the second day.

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Justine94_x 31

You would have gone to see a doctor for a cold/cough after 2 days?

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sisoladra 20

or shes cheating....and needed an excuse to stay with her lover

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bl3ur0z3 17

That's sweet. Have you seen a doctor? I have the flu and tried to keep my husband away from me, but he still managed to get it.

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0neiros 14

Either report the card she's using stolen, or empty the account. Ghost her, Consult an attorney, CYA. there's something much more than germ-o-phobia at work here;

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