By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
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AddictGamer 16

She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.

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gear4 29

might have been testicular torsion? I had it too,when the testicles twist around on each other. :x

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firefighter72 9

I had a buddy had the same thing happen but he lost one.

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gear4 29

yea it can get bad :/ I was fine though, still got all 3. I was told I got it early enough that it never got gangrenous so .. yea

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MandieL 27

Are you Dr. evil? :p I was thinking hernia because that's what happened to my husband when he got his, his one ******** just hurt.

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Big_Bear99 19

Dude. Suck it up. She is there. Wait till she leaves.

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QuaDECH 13

She must be pretty cute if she can make your nuts go nuts.

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alkoy 4

I think he made a move and she kicked him in the balls...

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WOTAN1488 24

I have a feeling it was Epididymal Hypertension (can be quite uncomfortable). Look it up ;) and there's a natural remedy for this as well ;)

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zfigs 0

Seriously, WTF?? What are you like a doctor now going around diagnosing people. Man you are one f'd up dude.

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